The Diplomatic Way to Achieve Nothing

The usual response to mention of the ‘peace process’ in Palestine is raised eyebrows or a smirk. People are sick of the international façade that takes place at their expense and when you look at the number of talks that occur without result and the number of agreements that get signed but whose conditions are never met, it’s no surprise.

The more experience I get of working in organisations where bureaucracy often takes centre stage, the more I observe the tricks that are used by the stubborn, the unknowledgeable, or the simply self-righteous to avoid compromise. Worryingly, even at a high level, it would seem that you can get far provided that you know how to avoid answering questions.

Which made me wonder if the ‘peace talks’ tend to go something like this:

Bill Clinton, Benjamin Netanyahu and Mahmoud Abbas sit sizing each other up from across a large mahogany table…

Bill Clinton: So, gentlemen, we’re here today to reach an agreement on a way forward to a two-state solution. We’ve all heard both sides’ conditions many-a-time but compromises will have to be made if peace is to be achieved.

Mahmoud Abbas: Well, how can any compromises be made whilst the building of that wall encroaches on our land, completely violating previous agreements?

Benjamin Netanyahu: Wall, wall, wall… What exactly do you mean by ‘wall’, Abbas? You see, one giant’s stool is another dwarf’s table.

MA: Well, the separation wall you are constructing, of course!

BN: Ah, but would you say that separation is a synonym of violation?

MA: Clearly not but…

BN: Aha! So there you go! You just said it yourself that the wall of separation is not a wall of violation.

MA: How… I certainly did not! And what about the settlements you’re supposed to have stopped building? They’re expanding faster than ever!

BN: Listen, Hamoode. If people want to build an extension on their house – have a nice conservatory to sit in on those dark wintry nights, or perhaps want a shed in which to store their bikes, who am I to stop them? You’re suggesting they leave their bikes outside in the rain? Why, how very crass of you.

MA: No, of course you can’t leave bikes outside to go rusty but… anyway, this is not about bikes!

BN: What you need to worry about is recognising Israel as a Jewish state.

MA: Perhaps if you would care to define ‘Jewish state’ for me, Ben, because, to be quite frank, I’m very confused by what it even means to be Jewish.

BN: What?! Are you hearing this bigotry, Billy?

BC: I… well… he does have a bit of a point about the Jewish state.

BN: Humph, and I have quite the point when it comes to the need for Palestinian demilitarisation.

MA: Oh, and I’m all for that too! Provided Israel also demilitarise.

BN: Are you insane!? How will we defend ourselves?

MA: From what will you be defending ourselves should we demilitarise? And, talking of which, I would appreciate, Bill, if you were to stop supplying Ben with billions of dollars’ worth of weaponry. He keeps killing our citizens with them and the hypocrisy is just a tad overbearing.

BC: Oh, I know, it’s awful isn’t it? In fact, I was saying the very same thing to Barack just last week.

BN: Well, one thing that has to be agreed upon is forgetting this ‘right to return’ malarkey.

MA: Because we all know forgetting rights to be your speciality…

BC: But Hamoode, habebe, there must be some leeway on this, surely?

MA: Will we still have the right to buy holiday homes?

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Overheard in Palestine

My top 10 ‘overheards’ from my Palestinian summer:

1. I guess you have to start somewhere…
“I’ve quit smoking and I feel so much better for it.”
“That’s great. When did you last have a cigarette?”
“An hour ago”

2. A reminder that rules are made to be broken…
“I’m not fasting today. They called ‘Allah Akbar’ just as we were both coming.”

3. The need for improvements in sex education…
“Men should be more forgiving of girls who have lost their virginity. They might have been raped or have had a cycling accident.”

4. An IDF soldier missing the point…
“I don’t fight though, I just reload the tanks.”

5. Getting your money’s worth in the full taxi…
“It doesn’t matter if the kids get in with us, does it? They’re only little.”
Two boys, 14 and 15, and bigger than any of us, come lumbering up to squish in on top.

6. A little bit of road rage…
“The roads have become for the people and the pavements have become for the cars!”
(To be fair, this is literally the case)

7. My friend’s mother on discovering the cats had spent the night in her room…
“Have you been fucking the cats all night!?”

8. Travel concerns…
“I can’t afford to go to Jordan. There’s the cost of travel, the visa… and I’ll have to get my teeth done.”

9. Slightly misunderstanding the concept of vegetarianism…
“You don’t even eat meat at barbecues?!”

10. And, finally, it seems we all face problems teaching grandma how to use touchscreen…
“I spent all day showing her how to call someone, then someone phoned her and she didn’t know what to do!”

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An Interview with God

I was very confused as to why the discussion had suddenly turned to the whereabouts of the woman’s father. One moment we’d been discussing ideas for projects in Gaza and the next everyone was questioning where ‘Baba’ was.

“Oh, I just don’t know,” declared my boss, as I tried to look sympathetic at the news of the lost relative. Then, fortunately before I’d made any embarrassing attempts at offering my condolences, I remembered that ‘Baba’ was simply another way of referring to God and that I also didn’t have the faintest clue as to his whereabouts.

I usually try to keep out of religion though. As an atheist in a religious society, I’ve learnt that it’s best just to keep quiet. As far as I’m concerned, when it comes to religion people can believe what they want, provided that these beliefs stay private and don’t negatively affect their actions. Often the problems arise when religion gets mixed with ‘traditions’ and used to excuse discrimination, inequality and oppression.

Most people here don’t bother to raise the topic and respect my differing opinions, and on the few occasions that I’m questioned about my beliefs the conversation usually ends fairly quickly and goes something like this…

“But how can you believe in nothing? Where will you go when you die?”
“The ground”
“What about your spirit?”
“Probably nowhere. Maybe I’ll become a dog or a monkey”
“Hmm… but who created you!?”
“My Mum”
“But who created your mum?”
“My grandma”
“But who created your grandma?”
Now a little exasperated at lack of acknowledgment of poor joke…
“Yes, I know you want me to say God but who created God!?”
“We’re not allowed to ask that question”
“Then we probably can’t have a very deep theological discussion”
“No”

I do often think about the place of God in the conflict however.
I reject the notion that the conflict is a religious one. It’s easy to see it as a historical war between Muslims and Jews but this fails to do justice to the complexity of the situation – ignoring its global context and forgetting that it’s actually quite a recent issue involving two populations of mixed religions. There are those from either side who bring religion into the discussion but I find this more a case of religion being used to excuse irreligious motives and actions.

What I’m more interested in is whether people’s belief in God is beneficial in such a situation. Marx referred to religion as “the sigh of the oppressed creature, the sentiment of a heartless world and the soulless conditions”, suggesting that it can impede social change since people’s focus on an alternative world distracts them from reality and encourages them to accept their suffering in the hope of a better life after death.

I see this happening here. There are those who sigh and say that a war between Muslims and Jews was predicted, referring to an interpretation of one of the hadiths that the culmination of the war will eventually lead to Jews’ defeat, and that they therefore just need to be patient. Yet if such a belief really governed people’s actions then there wouldn’t be so much activism. You don’t get two Intifadas from simply hoping that everything will sort itself out, and that the vast majority of people seek a peaceful resolution to the conflict goes against any notion that such an interpretation is either believed or relied upon.

I also generally find Israeli claims of anti-Semitism among Palestinians to be false, with many insisting that it is not with Jews that they have a problem but with those living in Israel. And then many go on to assert that they are not even against all Israelis but only those who support the occupation – namely settlers, the government and the army.

For a long time, however, I still doubted the benefit of believing in God. That is, until a bus journey back to the West Bank from Jerusalem, in which an old woman from the city came and sat by me. After the necessary introductions and greetings she started telling me about life there. They were all stories that I’d heard before but I was affected more than usual for two reasons. Firstly, I hate Jerusalem. Nowhere can you feel the occupation as heavily as where the two states meet, colliding with one another to produce invisible ruptures. Palestinian Jerusalemites have to live among their oppressors, literally being pushed to the side as they see their former capital being transformed, and therefore feel the realities of the occupation particularly heavily. Secondly, nothing gets to me more than an old woman’s sighs. Having watched for decades as promises are broken, talks fail, and the situation simply worsens, they emit a particularly desperate air.
It was in this atmosphere that, having finished her story, she concluded that there was no hope, the Israelis were above the law and nothing would stop them in their destruction of Palestinians. She simply hoped that they would pay their price in Hell when it came to God’s time to judge.

And so I decided that, in such a horrifically unjust and stagnant situation, the belief that some justice may eventually be done may not be such a bad thing after all.

But I thought I should let the man speak for himself and so, despite our previous trouble at locating him, I managed to track him down to a small café just north of Jupiter, questioning a casualty of the recent Ice Bucket Challenge…
“You see,” he was saying, “my problem is that I’m torn between throwing you into Hell, with Steve Irwin, for stupidity or into Heaven, with Florence Nightingale, for trying to help the needy…”

I approached him nervously (after all, this was God himself) and apologised for taking up his time but he waved his hand and told me: “The thing with being eternal, young lady, is that time ceases to have much meaning”
He was certainly presenting himself as quite the philosopher but I didn’t let his warmth distract me from the reason for our meeting and so began the interview…

Just Me – So let me get straight to the point, God. I’m not sure if you’re aware but you’ve been getting quite the bad rep down on Earth recently for your lack of intervention in the many genocides, natural disasters and wars that have taken place over the centuries. Is there any particular reason you choose not to interfere, despite your ability to save lives and reduce the suffering of so many?

Almighty God – Listen, when you interfere in each others’ affairs, you get criticised and when I don’t interfere, I get criticised also. There really is no making the people happy these days. If I turned their water into wine they would simply complain that it wasn’t French wine.

JM – I think people are thinking of something more along the lines of Ghandi than Bush. I’m presuming that, as God, you have the ability to prevent people from acting inhumanely without simply adding more bombs to the scene.

At this he gave a hearty chuckle.
AG- More bombs? These are only ever used in the attainment of power, dear girl, and since I am already almighty and Heaven runs off bioenergy…
Oh yes, I have my ways but, as you say, they are acting rather inhumanely and should therefore learn the meaning of humanity for themselves.

JM – It’s all well and good saying that from up here but how many children have to die, people be raped, homes be destroyed in order for this few to ‘learn their lesson’? As far as I can see, people never learn and what we are witnessing is simply a continuation of violence as the scars of previous battles fuel the wounds of the next. And so, people turn to you for help but receive no response.

I then felt his previously jolly disposition take on a serious tone as he moved in closer to me and his voice deepened…
AG – Listen now. You are young and therefore new to this world. You speak with naivety and innocence. Yet I’m sure that, even by this age, you have noticed how many humans give up in their endeavours to bring justice to your world and alleviate the suffering of others. And yet the human lifespan is not a long one. All that is required of them is 60, maybe 70, years of commitment. But they lose hope as quickly as the autumnal tree loses its leaves. Do you realise just how many battles I have sat through? Just how many prayers asking for the most meaningless of gifts I have had to hear? I used to weep and wonder how I could change the acts of those who I had created, then I simply began to despair, and now, well now I just see silver turning into red and figures disappearing while new ones appear, and I am oh so tired of it all. Are you really telling me that not all of these great tragedies of which you talk could have been resolved if only people learnt to cooperate, and discarded their greed in return for compassion?

I found myself suddenly lost for words. Having expected to shame him into action through accusations of laziness and selfishness, I now felt pity for the old creature.

Then abruptly, as if waking up from a dream, he rose.
I really must get going though, he excused himself. I heard Gabriel is trying to have my favourite barber deferred to Hell for stabbing Sylvia Plath. Why he thinks one needs to be punished for murdering someone who is already dead, I really do not know, but the boy always was far too idealistic.

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How to cope under occupation

“Even the world is sad today!” the Mum dramatically declared as she took note of the clouds in the sky. I personally felt relieved to see the extra cloud cover, providing us with a bit of shelter from the glare of the sun, but I understood the sentiment.

Everyone has gradually been showing increasing signs of exhaustion as the month trudges on. Physically exhausted from fasting and emotionally exhausted from the ongoing war. The news is on 24/7, as the figure of daily deaths goes up by the hour. At 6pm it’s ‘125 deaths today’ but you know it will be more. When you hear someone break the sombre silence with a number in the hundreds, now coming into the thousands, you needn’t ask what it’s for. There’s little more response than to swallow hard and look at the ground.

The mum’s not alone in crying every day. I tell her not to watch the news that constantly streams images of the newly dead, the remains of houses, and desperate cries of those around, but it’s hard to pull yourself away. People feel disloyal to change the channel – to watch the Eid soaps or listen to music. The first night of Eid it was reported that children had been bombed whilst playing on the swings. I still don’t know whether the sight of their crisp corpses or the manic screams of their parents was most horrific. The mum burst into tears. I felt sick in disgust.

The Israeli army phone or text families a minute before they’re going to bomb their houses, telling them to get out. They know that they’re bombing homes occupying families but yet they still pretend that making such families homeless it part of an operation to ‘protect themselves’. Protect themselves from an old woman who had just sat down to break her fast and didn’t get out in time?
And where can the homeless in Gaza go? They’re in a cage being killed off one by one.

I’m close to a family of whom half live in Gaza. On asking my friend how they were, this was his response: “We’re very well, thank God… they bombed the mosque next to us but they warned inhabitants so we went down to the basements and no-one was hurt. The real problem is that nowhere is safe in Gaza, even hospitals, schools and houses. Hopefully the war will stop soon.”

What shocked me the most was his blasé response to a bomb dropping right by his house after describing his family as being very well. I keep being told how strong Gazans are, how “they’re stronger than us [Palestinians in the West Bank]. They don’t just let the soldiers come in. They fight back.”

Yet I’m always amazed by the strength of all Palestinians. Just to think that all but the youngest have lived through at least one of the intifadas is hard to get your head around. That a whole nation has experienced such hardship but manage to carry on with life, find coping mechanisms and make the most out of what they have.

Which got me thinking about the remarkability of the human psyche. How we’re able to find releases and sources of freedom from the situations we find ourselves in. And so I started asking people what they do to ‘escape’…

Some told me that working gives them that sense of freedom, or that they feel free when people leave them alone and don’t interfere in their lives (a rare luxury here). My friend said she likes to walk in the fields.

The second day here I overheard my boss:
“People keep telling me to stop smoking but I tell them ‘I live in Palestine! Smoking is the only way I can feel free!’”

I saw a girl, maybe 5 years of age, in a refugee camp, wearing a t-shirt that had written on it:
Loving someone can feel like freedom
which had a rather melancholy ring to it in the land of forbidden love.

This time from a graphic designer: “I find freedom between the lines of drawings”

The one that left the biggest mark on me was from a friend who meditates:
“I imagine that I’m far away, in any place I want to be. My niece and nephew join in with me. I ask them ‘Can you hear the waves?’ They say ‘Yes, we can hear the waves’. I ask, ‘Can you see the shore?’ They say, ‘Yes, we can see the shore’. ‘Isn’t the sea beautiful?’ ‘Yes, the sea is beautiful’”

 

People are trying to find ways of coping in the midst of the ‘war’, as they call it (though the circumstances and death tolls are more indicative of a massacre or genocide being met with hopeful attempts at resistance).

Strikes and protests quickly sprung up in the towns, with anger growing as people feel unsupported by even their own government and police who try to suppress the demonstrations and have even used tear gas and live ammunition against protesters. The biggest so far was on Laylat el-Qadr, the Thursday before Eid, and the holiest night of Ramadan. 40’000 people took part in the protest that started from al-Amari camp near Ramallah and terminated at Qalandia checkpoint. A 19 year-old and a 27 year-old were killed on the night, as Israeli soldiers opened fire, with hundreds of injuries, and the death toll rose by the next day.

There is a movement ‘Kolna Ghaza’ – ‘All of us Gaza’, as a way for people to show their support to Gazans, and t-shirts have been made for people to wear, with the money going to Gaza.

I felt discomforted at first at the idea of the t-shirts, so asked my friend what she thought. She said that it’s fine until people start wearing them just because it’s fashionable. But I think it’s more than that. It’s the insanity of people in the West Bank giving what little they have to those even worse off than themselves whilst banknotes in the billions flow through wires between the big players of this world. And it’s the sad sight of seeing a people so at a loss of what to do that they feel that at least if they wear a t-shirt showing their support, showing that they have not forgotten their fellows in Gaza, they are doing something.

A youth in Gaza, almost delirious, perhaps asked the most pressing question this morning, when he began screaming at the camera: “WHERE IS THE WORLD?? WHERE IS THE WORLD??”

I think the world is trapped under governments – governments that hide behind eloquent speeches and diplomatic red tape before daring to make a true stand against the atrocities that continue to plague us.

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beyond the bars

They sit huddled in the corner
as if leaving open spaces will make them less entrapped

Playing games and making rules
as if creating boundaries will erase the ones already present

Crafting stones from the dust
as if the earth could shelter them from the sky

Shouting through the bars
as if the wind may carry their voices beyond the walls

Weeping for the dead
as if tears can carry their souls to safety

And, as for you, you sit there on the other side.
While their games exclude you and their rules crush you,
the dust gathers at your feet and your voice barely touches the bars.
Your tears tell the tales of two tragedies.

But I hear you

I’m here on the floor by your side
And if their stones and their shouts turn against you
I’ll rise up to protect you
Even though I may only be a disturbance in the shadow, a flicker of light from outside.

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Breakfast in Bed

It turns out I’m living with quite the rebel. In fact, this city seems to be full of carefully concealed rebels just waiting to be discovered. And discovering them I am, in one of those beautifully random weeks that Palestine has a tendency to spring upon you.

It all began when I chose to ditch the football to hang out with my flatmates at a cultural festival taking place in Birzeit, a town 10 miles from Ramallah. No sooner I had roamed into the centre than I heard my name being called and turned to find my firefighting DJ friend, from a village 100 miles away, standing above me on the steps. Birzeit was clearly where it was all going down! It then turned out that her feminist mother was also in town who, on seeing me, gave me the warmest smile and pulled me into an unexpected hug that made me feel all warm inside. Suddenly I found myself representing their village, Arabi’, in the ‘flower of the countryside’ competition, which involved me tagging along with the crowd behind their banner and doing lots of clapping as they sang traditional wedding songs.

After watching representatives from the villages then explain their traditional costumes and, of course, giving loud cheers to my village Arabi’ (Represent!), I pulled myself away with promises to visit them soon to go chill on the swings with my flatties. I was starting to feel quite the local and keep insisting to my friends that I must look Palestinian by now (“I bought these jeans in Palestine!” I say) but they just smirk and raise their eyebrows in that mocking manner.

The night also helped us get over initial flatmate-unknown-territory syndrome. Maybe it was just the chance to hang out together outside of the house, my beautifully-executed role as the old shop-keeper that finally made them all laugh, or perhaps my surprise at my roommate’s desire to go to the party that would have left us stranded in Birzeit for the night. Whatever it was, I’m grateful that I no longer catch my roommate looking at me in that inquisitive way anymore.

So I’m pretty chuffed with my luck at finding this place really. My roommates have an entertaining, if unorthodox, double act going on in which they call each other ‘wife’ and engage in slapstick behaviour, and they’re all pretty cool, having rejected the idea of marriage for the near future at least, and having come to Ramallah to work and increase their spaces of freedom away from their families.

They’ve also introduced me to a great game they play to pass the time in town. Out roaming after ‘breakfast’ on the second night of Ramadan, we kept going into upmarket shops where they would surprise me by exclaiming how cheap things were after asking for the price, saying things like ‘Is that all?’ and ‘Wow, so cheap!’. I guess the game would be called poor man’s bluff but it’s going to take me a while to learn how to keep my face straight enough to play.

The most rebellious of my flatmates however is most definitely the roommate with the previously inquisitive stare. On our own one night in the flat, we decided we couldn’t be bothered to cook and instead went to the shop to get the equivalent of having a takeaway, which is making ‘nawashif’ – lots of things to eat with bread, such as humus, eggs, beans, cream cheese… I make it sound healthier than it is.

Anyway, in a night of truth-telling, I learnt that she’d kissed a girl but didn’t like it, drunk wine mixed with lemonade, and never knows what to make of the English because it’s hard to know when they don’t like something (finally, the inquisitive looks explained!). So I admitted that I’d kissed a girl and liked it, had drunk wine but wished that I’d had some lemonade to mix it with, and that the other girl’s snoring had been driving me a little insane. I then learnt that by the end of the first week that she’d lived with our snoring roommate, she’d also wanted to kill her, and I was assured that you get used to it. Slowly but surely I am.

And the revelations continued. The day after our house-trip to Birzeit, I went to meet the one gay friend I’d made here last year after my feeble attempts to break into the underground gay scene. Maybe I have priest written all over my face, because suddenly she was confessing that the name I’d known her by was fake and I was introduced to her real self. It was then off to Birzeit again to meet another gay friend of hers who has since introduced me to her gay best friend (who has a car with a sweet sound system!!). Suddenly I have more gay friends in Ramallah than I had in my first year of uni and, of course, they’re all wonderfully creative and refreshingly sarcastic!

The fun also didn’t stop there. As if living out a dream, my roommate invited me to stop by her mum’s factory on our way back to Nablus for the weekend. ‘But what does she make?’ I asked. Only chocolate!! Well, it would have been rude to refuse…
Fortunately, this was two days before the start of Ramadan and so I was given a quick induction before I began putting sweets into wrappers (and occasionally into my mouth). I was then paid far above the minimum wage in a bag of chocolate that was literally forced upon me, even if I’d have had the will power to turn it down, and have decided that, if all else fails, working in a chocolate factory will be my back-up plan for life.

Work has also improved dramatically to the point that I’m half way through getting my head around one project before being given another to read up on before we have a meeting on it. With hope increasing of elections being round the corner, we’re to be presenting a project on improving political coverage and ethics in the local media to the British Council. I’ve also been asked to help compile a proposal for some projects designed by local youth, for the US Consulate (my trip to Jerusalem becoming ever more hopeful), alongside coming up with suitable topics to present to possible funders. I’ve even been given the key, to guard with my life, so that I can open up the office on days the receptionist’s not here. Though I’m still trying to figure out where the line between increased responsibility and exploitation gets drawn, I would much rather be exploited than underused and I’m looking forward to having the run of the office to myself for a couple of hours in the morning, which should mean that I finally get to use my couch!
And, what’s more, since it’s Ramadan, I no longer have mugs of ridiculously sweet tea to dispose of! Alhamdulilah!

Living here during Ramadan is turning out to be easier than expected. Having fasted for the first two weeks of Ramadan last year, I decided that I’d been there, done that, and got the headaches, and so, in order to be a productive member of society this month, would forego fasting with the people. I was therefore prepared to be breakfasting in the bathroom so as not to eat in front of my flatmates but discovered that my rebellious housemate doesn’t even fast (though is doing two days on and two days off this year, just for the hell of it as far as I can gather). Therefore, on the days that she doesn’t fast we make breakfast after our roommate’s gone to work and sneak it into the bedroom before the girl opposite us wakes up. We then sit on the beds, feeling rebellious for having breakfast.

Apart from the cold shower after work that makes me want to dance with happiness at being clean, the breaking of the fast is my favourite part of the day. I love the way the streets become emptier the closer to 8pm it gets, the way the rush to prepare everything in time gets more intense, and then the way we finally all sit cross-legged around our mini feast as the call sounds and we tuck into a date, then soup, salad and finally whatever dish we’ve decided to prepare that day. Since my Palestinian cooking skills are lacking, I get put on salad duty, which is just fine with me. I also occasionally get asked to taste the food to see if it needs more salt but, since they’re slowly starting to realise that my salt consumption is far below Palestinian standards, I may soon be sacked from this role.

I still have a lot to learn/remember though. For instance, there’s a general rule here that you should only ever compliment someone on their house or their children because anything else may result in them feeling the need to give you it. Of course, I had to forget this and compliment the grandma on her wacky trousers, only to spend the next half an hour insisting that I meant they looked nice on her and that, however nice they were, they just really weren’t my style but thank you very much! By the skin of my teeth I managed to escape turning up at the grandma’s every weekend to be asked why I wasn’t wearing her trousers.

And though Ramadan isn’t too trying and my housemates insist that they don’t mind me eating in front of them, I try my best not to, and so once in a while get caught with a mouth full of bread and sin written all over my face. I also forgot about the sahoor the other morning (the meal at about 4am before the fast begins again for the day) and so when our housemate knocked on the bedroom door to wake my snoring roommate, I just shouted ‘whaaaaat?!’ in my grumpy mid-sleep, rather than the polite ‘enter’ that would be the norm. They laughed about it the next day though, so all was fine.

My appearance has also come to resemble that of a spotty zebra. What with my half brown, half white arms, increasingly large number of mosquito bites which I just can’t leave alone, and a spotty nose from all the chocolate (and shisha).

And, of course, life in Palestine is life in Palestine. I’m not sure I’ll ever really know how I’m supposed to react when I get told over breakfast that, the previous night, settlers kidnapped and burnt to death a 16 year-old boy, or how to deal with the anger on reading that Israel are using the three supposedly kidnapped settlers, whose bodies have now been found, to increase airstrikes in Gaza; simply because they’ve decided to accuse Hamas of the kidnappings and Hamas is most prominent in Gaza. Even though the ‘kidnappings’ happened in the West Bank! As if a whole nation should be bombed from above for the crimes of a few!?

And, what’s more, Palestinians are now being frequently kidnapped by settlers, even cake shops are being broken into by Israeli soldiers and raided for money, the frequency of checkpoints on the roads is increasing so that the already long, hot journeys that take there toil on people fasting during the holy month are made even more arduous… And I struggle to deal with the frustration I feel about the fact that when settlers get kidnapped, the world knows, but when Palestinians get martyred on a daily basis, as was happening last week, and 16 year-olds get burnt to death, barely a whisper is heard. Such news often even gets demoted to the end of Palestinian news articles. And don’t get me started on the irony of having to give ‘thanks to the American people’ for a project funded by US AID! I guess the American people should also be thanked for funding the missiles being sent into Gaza…

My housemate told me yesterday though that they just need to be patient. Personally, I have never met a people more patient and strong, and after 66 years I feel that a little bit of impatience would probably be more conducive.

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The Ponderer Returns

The thrill of being back on the road hit me as I caught the bus to Jerusalem, finally on my way back to Palestine. Then a bus to Ramallah, sat next to an insatiably chatty man, another bus to Nablus with a bulky guy whose insistent offer of chewing gum I was unable to refuse, a taxi up the steep climb to Hill Street, and a final ‘sprint’ finish up four flights of stairs with my suitcase, brought me to the flat in which my ‘Palestinian family’ were waiting.

It was as if I’d never left. Though the youngest son’s voice had deepened, and they now had a widescreen TV and a new washing machine; the chipped mug I’d adopted was still there, the pile of newspapers, used as temporary table cloths, were on the side, and, after a big hug and a quick scan to determine how much I’d need fattening up, it was back to the usual evening chatter over the flow of Arabic soaps in the background.

The daily occupation updates were back too, as the mum informed me that she’d had no sleep the previous night because the Israeli soldiers had been on the streets, searching for three kidnapped settlers. I felt ashamed of the excitement that came to me with such news, as if it was worth there being trouble in the town just to make life more interesting.

She believed that the kidnappings were simply an Israeli conspiracy to increase tension between Fatah and Hamas, which basically means that Palestinians spend their time arguing amongst themselves rather than joining forces against the more pressing issue of the occupation. I wouldn’t beg to disagree, since Israel is currently threatening to impose sanctions on Palestine if a unity government consisting of both Fatah and Hamas is formed.

I was only to be in Nablus for a couple of nights though, much to the mum’s disappointment, as I was soon to adopt a wild life in Ramallah! The most modern of the Palestinian cities – alcohol, nightclubs, mixed swimming pools and even ‘ajanib’ (foreigners) awaited me! Well, I may be exaggerating a little… Life has actually remained quite tame, since I’m sharing a flat with three Palestinian girls, and so, though I’m rather enjoying the ability to walk down the street with hair down and bare arms without being stared at so much, I still have to get changed in the bathroom so as not to ‘embarrass’ anyone and nights are filled with cooking and chit-chat.

At first I’d planned to only stay with the girls for the first two weeks until I found another flat, since sharing a small room with two people, one of whom snores, wasn’t promising to give me the best two months’ sleep, but it seems all the rooms up for grabs are being given to other people and the extra Arabic isn’t going to do me any harm, nor a bit of company.
Admittedly, one of their friends insists on using me for English practice, which would be fine if it didn’t mean that I was simply subjected to long monologues in fluent English about random incidents in her or one of her friends’ lives, and these girls are proving harder work than my previous Palestinian flatmates. I did succeed in impressing one of them with my pasta-making skills last night (simply didn’t cook it for as long as the average Palestinian and added onions), and one at least laughs at my attempted jokes, but I occasionally find the girl who I found the flat through, and who studied English, looking at me in a searching way when I’m sat reading, as if my normality disappoints her. Or maybe the snoring-induced lack of sleep is simply driving me to paranoia…

My days are filled interning with an organisation that works to increase citizens’ participation in the political process and promote women’s role as leaders in society, among other things.
I was rather excited when I turned up for my first meeting, having been convinced for the last couple of months that it would fall through, and was even more taken aback to be shown to ‘my office’, with a pretty view and a couch that I already know I’ll never use because another office looks right onto it. To start with, I’m to help search for funding opportunities before learning how to do project proposals. There’s also been mention of doing more exciting things like interviewing success stories and going along to a meeting at the American Embassy but I wait and see…
For now though, I must admit that it’s a tad lonely in the office with the empty couch and the unchanging view, and the most significant part of my day is attempting to dispose of the ridiculously sweet tea I’m given by a random man, who spends his day sat at reception/getting shouted out to make drinks, without him noticing. I know I should probably just tell him I don’t take sugar but I find it awkward enough that he makes it for me in the first place!

So I was actually relieved when the weekend came and I was able to run off to Nablus. The mum was so pleased to see me that she even approved my choice of clothes to be good enough for the ‘party’ we were going to (random restaurant opening with a good singer and much-appreciated fruit), and I got to spend my first lazy Muslim Friday sleeping until midday and eating lunch with the family, who now know me well enough that I can reject constructs of marriage and child-rearing and only receive a grin and a playful slap, rather than an interrogation and a look of horror.

My social life is ironically always much improved in Palestine (perhaps because sitting around drinking tea counts as a social activity!) and that Saturday it was the farewell, pre-wedding party of one of my best friends from the previous year, who’s leaving to get married in Jordan after Ramadan. Unfortunately, I only discovered in the morning that it was to take place in a proper hall and was to be a huge affair, rather than a little party in her house. And so it was with a rather embarrassed shuffle that I made my way to the front in my mucky converse, carrying a pillow. To make matters worse, there’d even been a moment when I asked her aunt if I could leave my bag and pillow somewhere, for her to think that I wanted to give the pillow as a present and was asked what was inside it! I then had to explain that it wasn’t a present but that I’d turned up to the party with a pillow for no apparent reason.

I’ve been to a few of these things before and had simply presumed that the brides looked as they looked in everyday life, just a little more made-up. Well, how surprised I was to see walking into the hall a total stranger! Fake hair and eyelashes, a mask of make-up, heels and a puffy red dress made unrecognisable the friend who I’d bonded with over our love of flat shoes and dislike of make-up. I had to scan the hall for her relatives just to make sure I’d come to the right party.

The hall itself also presented the eye with rather a lot to take in. Never in my life have I seen so many shades of pink and purple in one place. I decided, however, that there was just enough pink to counteract the purple, and just about enough purple to counteract the pink.

And then it was back to Ramallah… and I was actually quite pleased to see the girls after a lazy weekend recovering. After a sleepless night of loud snores and mosquitoes, I was a little less amenable this morning when my roommate insisted I get up to eat the breakfast she’d made with her, but I tried to remind myself that she means well and she does make a pretty good omelette.

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